tightvaginas:

all i want is to drop of out of school and become rich and famous is that too much to ask for

(via gnarly)


inabasket:

I don’t think Canadians are as friendly as they appear. They stab trees and feast on their blood.

(via whitedemonclaw)


Teacher: What are you going to do after college?
Senior: I don't know.
Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?
Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

(via stocked)


not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
*manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

(via whitedemonclaw)


monicalewinsky1996:

infamymonster:

fuckyeahfemaleyoutubers:

Disney’s Queen Elsa Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial & Disney’s Princess Anna Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial by Ellend Muzzakky

ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE  FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via whitedemonclaw)


oksigh:

Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.

(via dreaming42morrow)


graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via andrewquo)


vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

(via gnarly)


eleven and his adorable smile (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧)

(via whitedemonclaw)