squarecutorpearshape:

WHO IS RAISING THIS CHILD

(via too-punk-to-function)


greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via mychemical-destiel)


me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

spoopy-giraffe:

spooky-fiona-glenanne:

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

I had a friend who had a wallet made from a Stayfree extra long wrapper and she took it travelling in Asia and a guy picked her pocket and he dropped it and screamed when he thought he had a pad in his hand.

That is the most beautiful story I’ve ever heard

(via savanna-has-a-blog)


wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

theanti90smovement:

catastrofe:

look at our lives, look at our choices

how has this child not aged a day in 16 years?

Dermatologists must hate him

(via rachkin)


breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

(via rachkin)


leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

(via mistressofrevels)



fuckyeahlucasbryant:

Lucas BryantHaven s05e07 Nowhere ManPromotional still (x)

fuckyeahlucasbryant:

Lucas Bryant
Haven s05e07 Nowhere Man
Promotional still (x)

(via naudreyteampancakes)